Tuesday, February 16, 2010

WTF @ SCHOOL BUSES

I ride a school bus to school every (school) day, and I've got something to say about those Goddamn things.

First of all, why the hell are school buses on the road on weekends and holidays? Where are they going? I, for one, have absolutely no idea. If there's no school, there should be no school buses. Plain and simple. It makes sense to me; the logic is there.

So I'm getting on the bus one day, and some Asian penis and a nigger girl took my spot. So, I go to a different spot. And that different spot is incredibly uncomfortable. Why is that? It's because I like to lean against the wall when I'm on the bus, and the fucking windows aren't in sync with the seats! Normally, I sit at a seat that has an entire window view. But this time, and this happens occasionally because people take my spot every couple of days (those bastards) and when that happens, I get a seat with a big metal rectangular prism jetting out against my shoulder, which is REALLY mother fucking uncomfortable. Why are these windows not in sync with the seats? What if you just like to look out the window and have a metal thing in the way of your regular view because you can't sit in your normal spot? Why can't you just make a 1:1 window to seat ratio?

Finally, why are there different coloured school buses? I've seen yellow school buses, and that's normal, because they're yellow so they're easy to see. Why have I also seen blue, red, and purple school buses? I'm not mistaking them for city buses or handicap buses or some shit, I've seen them at my elementary school as a kid: randomly colored school buses. Why the fuck would you do that? What is that doing to the kids? "My school bus is red so it's weird. Also, so is that black guy." Where's the consistency? Actually, now that I think about it, all these problems are derived from damaged consistency. Come on, you stupid bus manufacturers, get yer shit together!

KingRanter

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