Nightmares

I had a screwed up nightmare last night, and it woke me up this morning. Nightmares, for me, are rare, but I enjoy them. They make me remember my sanity. I don't really feel like writing about it, but I did explain it to one of my friends on msn, so I'm just going to laze about and post what I wrote to him, minus his comments. Please note that I write pretty casually on msn, etc, so it's not going to be as grammar powerful as usual. It's probably still readable.

So there I was

a blue cartoon bear wearing a red and brown horizontal striped t-shirt, blue denim shorts, white gloves and no shoes

(yeah.)

and I was running along

in this weird, warped cartoony place

all the doorways were curved sideways, along with the doors

because it's cartoons

and it's in some sort of mostly bright colored house thing

and There are three people there

All female

only saw the face of one

that was Alice from Disney's Alice in Wonderland

for some raisin

and then the other two were some stupid brown haired girl wearing orphan clothes or some shit

and someone wearing a black and green sumbraro or whatever, with a green feather in it, and a black and green dress

the latter two were very short

They were in a rectangular room with a little jet out at the end of the wall, and none of them were facing each other

basically what happened was Alice and orphan were standing back to back, about half the room's length from each other, and sunbraroe the mexican was standing facing the wall in the jet out

after few seconds, they all ran and switched places

then they did it again after some more seconds

then, after some more seconds, they did it again but one of them left the room instead of going into the jet out

then every time they switched places, they would proceed farther into the house

so I took a box out and pushed a button on it

remember, I'm a bear

and I pressed the button

and an anvil fell on Alice's head

And she kinda sqiushed a little, and the anvil fell off her head

and then she went back to normal as she was switching places with people

as if made of rubber

I did this for a while to the different people, with different results

a couple times I dropped a grand piano instead, which crashed onto the person but all that happened was the grand piano broke where it crashed into the person, and then disappeared

and sometimes the anvil would land on someone's head and squish them all the way to the ground, but they would still recover

so basically, they were invincible

and sometimes they would say something, like uh

"Don't you wish you know what we were feeling inside?"

as if I was hurting their feelings by dropping anvils on them

and shit like that, I forget most of it

they didn't say much

anyways, then in the dream, I woke up

I was me again

I walked outside, I was in toontown central, which is basically a big park with a pond in the middle and some stuff like shops and whatever

it's from the game Toontown Online

typical mmorpg stuff, but it's kids themed

so I was like

"Let's go to Goofy's Gag Shop!"

which is the weapon shop, btw

there was no one else in toontown central, btw

it's a huge ass place, but it was empty

then I was going to Goofy's Gag shop, and I saw a familiar username (?) and it was "Superstar" which I recognized as the orphan

but I didn't realize it right away

and then in the corner of my eye I saw a purple cartoon duck running and wearing an orange shirt and yellow shorts

but I was already going into goofy's gag shop

which, when I got inside, turned out to be my house

and I walked into the house

and I was bothered by that Superstar thing

so I was like

"Wasn't that the name of that girl?"

and then I went into the kitchen

and I saw Alice and the orphan standing back to back in my kitchen

and I woke up sort of screaming, but it was more like a "Nnngghhuuuhh..."

like, I was just making a noise, and it was pretty quiet

and I didn't even open my eyes when I woke up and I realized that I was awake for real and making a weird noise, so I stopped

I also noticed I was lying on my back, which is strange because I never sleep on my back because it's not comfortable

so I probably had a fucked up dream from lying on my back in my sleep

And thats pretty much how it went down. I hope you enjoyed reading a much more informally written blog post. Don't expect many more.

KingRanter